There was a young lady of Sturky Who had an affair with a darkie. The results of their sins Were quadruplets, not twins, One black, and two white, and one khaki. Send this poem to a friend 1 A bather whose clothing was strewed By breezes that left her quite nude, Saw a man come along, And, unless I am wrong, You expected this line to be lewd. Send this poem to a friend 2 A Turk by the name of Haroun Ate whisky by means of a spoon To one who asked why This turk made reply: "To drink is forbidden, you loon." Send this poem to a friend 3 There was a young maiden of Siam Who said to her lover, young Kiam, "If you kiss me, of course, You will have to use force,- But god knows you are stronger that I am." Send this poem to a friend 4 A Limerick gets laughs anatomical Into space that is quite economical. But the good ones I've seen So seldom are clean, And the clean ones so seldom are comical. Send this poem to a friend 5
