Mary had a little watch, She swallowed it one day. She took a dose of Castor oil, to pass the time away. The oil, it did not work. The time it did not pass. So if you want to know what time it is, You'll have to look up Mary's ass. Sent by jerry Send this poem to a friend 1 There once was a man from China Who wasn't a very good climber He slipped of a rock And chopped of his cock And now he's got a vagina. Sent by Quise Send this poem to a friend 2 Mary had a little lamb She tied it to a pylon 10,000 volts went up its arse And turned its wool to nylon. Mary had a bmx The seat was back to front And every time she pulled the brake The seat went up her cunt Sent by johny105 Send this poem to a friend 3 Jack and jill went up the hill, to smoke some marajuana, jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked jill if she wanna. jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun, but stupid jill, forgot the pill, and now they have a son Sent by jessica Send this poem to a friend 4 Clare, Clare I'm so aware, how you flutter your eyes at me. But what about my wife Sue? I really dont know what to do. Should I run or try and screw? Do you mean it? You're such a tease. You have a boyfriend but I don't like threes. The other men at my work, like you too, you're such a perk, jerking off their trouser snakes, at your photo, during breaks. Sent by Dan Send this poem to a friend 5
