There once was a vicar called Merick
whose fancied the choir boy Derek,
the vicars advances,
gave Derek  a shock,
for he was offered communion
from the Reverends cock

The bats in the belfy
squawked out in fright
as the reverend Merick
buggered with might

Merick was caught
and tried at the Crown
the judge gave his sentence
but he pulled his pants down

The judge was so angry
he cursed in one breath
"I send you to prison -
to be buggered to death!"


Sent by Dan 2001



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There was a young woman from Orrey,
Who fell down a fifty foot quarry,
She fell on her back
and opened her crack,
And in backed a thirty ton lorry!

Sent by Doug




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Mary had a little lamb,
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two slices of bread!

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A familar person named Hugh,
had a desire for pleasure which grew.
He became talk of the Town
because of Divine Brown,
who unlike Liz, never spew.



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There once was a vampire named Mable
Who's periods were very unstable
By the light of the moon 
She whipped out a spoon
And drank herself under the table

Sent by Matt




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