What's the Arkansas state motto? If you can't keep it in your pants keep it in the family. Sent by Mike Send this joke to a friend 1 She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center. Send this joke to a friend 2 Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper? A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it. Send this joke to a friend 3 I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her. It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut! Send this joke to a friend 4 Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price Send this joke to a friend 5