There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the bar. He decides to lay down a park bench and sleep. Tomorrow he would walk home after he was sober. In the morning two little girls are walking by to go to school when they see he is wearing his kilt. One of the little girls get curious and decide to lift up his kilt. They see he's not wearing anything under his kilt so one of the little girls takes a blue ribbon out of her hair and ties it around his thing in a nice little bow. They put his kilt back down and go to school. A little while after the man wakes up and natures calling. He finds the nearest bush, lifts up his kilt and looks down. He says in his scotish accent, "I don't know where ya been but ya won first prize." Sent by Alvin Send this joke to a friend 1 Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out? Stop imagining! Sent by Cally Send this joke to a friend 2 Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing downwards on his stomach & the wife was patting him on his butt. He happened to ask her what she was doing, she said "I`m playing the Tabla" He turned around & told her "Alright now you can start playing the flute". Sent by Sowmya Send this joke to a friend 3 What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass? A backdoor pedofile! Send this joke to a friend 4 Why did the grape cross the road? To get away from the grapefruit. Send this joke to a friend 5
