Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has be been acting like a chicken?
Sister: Three years. We would have come in sooner, but we needed the eggs.



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Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember 
anything!
Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem?
Patient: What problem?



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The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the 
congregation said, "I give ten dollars." Just then, a piece of plaster 
fell from the ceiling and landed on his head. He spoke up again quickly. 
"I give a thousand dollars!"
The minister said, "Lord, hit him again!" 



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My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday.

       How is she now ?
       She's fine. But, the dog died. 



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Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?
A: When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an
             undertaker. 



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