Sign on a church bulletin board: You aren't too bad to come in, You aren't good enough to stay out.
When my sister teased her four-year-old daughter by suggesting she liked a certain boy in her kindergarten class, the little girl was quite indignant. "No mommy, I don't," she replied, "because he's only interested in one thing." Shocked, my sister cautiously asked what that might be. "Power Rangers, of course," said the toddler.
Do you realize 25% of all married men kiss their wife good-bye when they leave the house? Of these same men 90% will kiss their house good-bye when their wife leaves.