My twin sister and I had been out on our first double date. I immediately walked in the house after the date, but my sister stayed outside to kiss her date goodnight. My mom was curious to see what they were doing. In order to see, she had to step on the toilet lid in the bathroom to see out the window. It was dark and she failed to close the lid so she slipped into the toilet. She was really embarrassed when she came into the front room with wet feet and had to explain why.
A lady who was known as Churchill's main rival in parliament was giving a speech. Churchill, with his usual enthusiasm for his rival, dozed off while the lady was speaking. She stopped her speech and awoke Sir Winston by yelling, "Mr. Churchill, must you sleep while I talk?" Churchill sleepily replied, "No, ma'am. I do so purely by choice."
Suit Alleges MS Racism Software Linked Black Couple to Monkeys The Associated Press S A N D I E G O, June 30 — A lawsuit accuses Microsoft of including a “racially-charged” message linking black people to monkeys in its Publisher 1998 software. The company has agreed to alter the program. John Elijah, 32, filed the suit Tuesday in San Diego federal court, claiming users will see images that include a black couple sitting on monkey bars when they type “monkey” to access pictures of the animal. “I felt the blood rushing out of my whole body,” said Elijah, a black construction worker who was shown the image by a co-worker. “I was humiliated.”
