Olympic ice skater Oksana Baiul was recently arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol. Her BAC was rated at: 0.168 0.165 0.167 0.169 0.165 0.166 0.099 USA CAN JAP ITY SWE CHI RUS
It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home, but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the telephone ring downstairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I give her a nude piggyback ride to the phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call, we didn't have time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of the stairs, the lights suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled, "SURPRISE!" My entire family: aunts, uncles, grandparents, cousins and all my friends Were standing there. My girlfriend and I were frozen embarrassment for What seemed like an eternity. Since then, no one in my family has planned a surprise party again.
WASHINGTON, DC (DPI) -- Earlier this week, the National Institute of Mental Health released the results of their research into the sudden increase of primary-school shootings. NIMH researcher Eli Zleicherugg blames it all on a set of common childhood songs. "The worst is 'Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to school we go, with razor blades and hand grenades,'" Zleicherugg said at a press conference Wednesday. "Not only does it lend an almost picnic tone to the concept of school violence, but at a deeper psychological level, it bonds the idea of mass destruction to Walt Disney's 'Snow White.'" Zleicherugg claims the problem is nationwide. "You can go into any sixth grade in the country, start singing 'Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school,' and watch the little yardapes twitch. I'm not saying that these kids are primed to explode," he added. "But if I were a teacher, I wouldn't delay in getting that concealed-carry permit." In a related story, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is investigating allegations that a rise in animal abuse is directly related to the "Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts" song.
