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"The thing that gets me is that one of the arguments that landed
 Robert Morris, author of ``the internet worm'' in jail was all
 the sysadmins' time his prank cost. Yet the author of sendmail
 is still walking around free without even a U (for Unixery)
 branded on his forehead."
                        -- Nicolas.Pioch@enst.fr
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"Apparently giving caffeine to spiders makes them spin really bad webs,
 whereas giving them LSD makes them more uniform and better. Imagine what
 the WWW would have been like if it had been invented in the 60's"

-- Unknown, alt.sysadmin.recovery
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Rodgers and Hammerstein are America's answer to Mozart!
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Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of
   which I disapprove.
   -- Ashleigh Brilliant
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I was born on the first of the month so they called me
"Bill."
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