Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed
around for 6 days and then pulled an all-nighter.
(University of Michigan)

"Men have become the tools of their tools." 

    - Henry David Thoreau 

"Stupidity, like hydrogen, is one of the basic
building blocks of the Universe."

    - Frank Zappa, during an explanation of why
      the New York Times newspaper refused
      to carry advertising for his new movie. 

Clothes make the man.

Naked people have little or no influence on society.