"7.20 Could a person, given enough strength, bludgeon someone to death with a
 potato?"
"Been there, done that"
                        -- Dave Fischer, alt.discordia

"People are always playing with my things."
                        -- Brett "Bwettles" Hayne

        You want to hear God laugh?  Tell him your plans.
        
                                                   --Yiddish proverb

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,
   the 'Y' becomes silent.

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but
   phone calls taper off.
   -- Johnny Carson