"So does anyone use goto in Ada?"
                        -- Dan Glastonbury

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on; it is
never of any use to oneself.
        --Oscar Wilde

What's all this I hear about 'Endangered Feces'?
What? That's 'Endangered Species'? Never mind.

    - Emily Latella 

I wanted to go the Paranoids Anonymous meeting,
but they wouldn't tell me where it was. 

It is impossible that a man who is false to his friends and
neighbours should be true to the public.
        --Bishop Berkeley