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"So does anyone use goto in Ada?"
                        -- Dan Glastonbury


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The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on; it is
never of any use to oneself.
        --Oscar Wilde

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What's all this I hear about 'Endangered Feces'?
What? That's 'Endangered Species'? Never mind.

    - Emily Latella 

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I wanted to go the Paranoids Anonymous meeting,
but they wouldn't tell me where it was. 

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It is impossible that a man who is false to his friends and
neighbours should be true to the public.
        --Bishop Berkeley

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