Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar
       Wilde

"I wouldn't touch ActiveX with a 10-foot polecat. I might, however, let one
 loose on the developers."
                        -- cddukes@eos.ncsu.edu

Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.

"A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his
 morning meal.
 'I would like to give you this personality test', said the outsider,
 'because I want you to be happy.'
 Drescher took the paper that was offered him and put it into the toaster,
 saying: 'I wish the toaster to be happy, too.'"
                        -- AI Koans, from the Jargon File,
                                http://www.ccil.org/jargon/

"One word sums up probably the responsibility
of any vice president, and that one word is 'to
be prepared'." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, December 6, 1989