It's amazing how much "mature wisdom" resembles being too tired.

    - Lazarus Long

Don't Blame Me - I voted for Gore... I Think

"Seek Unity and you will find neither Unity nor Truth. Seek the light of
truth, and you will find Unity and Truth..."
--C.S.Lewis

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think
   of it as the  only time of the month that I can be myself.
   -Roseanne

"I love MCI, put another star in my traceroute baby!
 I love MCI, so come on take your time and route for me!"
                        -- Hillary Gorman,
                                to the tune of "I love Rock and Roll"