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DENTURES -- Two rows of artificial ivories that may be removed
periodically to frighten one's grandchildren or provide
accompaniment to Spanish music.
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I haven't a particle of confdence in a man who has no redeeming petty 
vices.

                                                --Mark Twain
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Main cause of death for hummingbirds:  Crashing ass-first into trees.
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The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be. 

    -- Paul Valery
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"I can't get it in."
                        -- Janet
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