DENTURES -- Two rows of artificial ivories that may be removed periodically to frighten one's grandchildren or provide accompaniment to Spanish music.
I haven't a particle of confdence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices. --Mark Twain
Main cause of death for hummingbirds: Crashing ass-first into trees.
The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be. -- Paul Valery
"I can't get it in." -- Janet