DENTURES -- Two rows of artificial ivories that may be removed
periodically to frighten one's grandchildren or provide
accompaniment to Spanish music.

I haven't a particle of confdence in a man who has no redeeming petty 
vices.

                                                --Mark Twain

Main cause of death for hummingbirds:  Crashing ass-first into trees.

The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be. 

    -- Paul Valery

"I can't get it in."
                        -- Janet