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"Big Bird meets Salvador Dali has been brought to you by the numbers L and
 ), and by the letter 3."
                        -- D. J. Green


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"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman
 she meets and then teams up with three complete stangers to kill again."

-- TV listing for the movie, The Wizard of Oz,
in the Marin Paper.


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Seen on a bumper sticker...

    No Radio - Already Stolen 

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"I am an expert of electricity.
My father occupied the chair of applied electricity
at the state prison." 

WC Fields.

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Glyme's formula for success:
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that,
you've got it made.

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