Last words from a general in the
American Civil War:  "Nonsense!  They couldn't hit an elephant at this
dist--"

A straight line may be the shortest distance between
two points, but it is by no means the most interesting. 

     - The Doctor, Doctor Who 

"... It's easy if you try." 

    - Lennon 



"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard." 

    - Marx 

Antique is just another word for second-hand.

G: "If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?" EB:
   "Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and
   scatter oneself over a wide area."
   -- Somewhere in No Man's Land, BA4