Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn
       from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their
       apparent disinclination to do so. -- Douglas Adams

"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who
haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." 

    - Jim Harrison 

"The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes
they would not be caught dead in otherwise." 

    - Roger Simon 

Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.

Where there's a will,
There's an inheritance tax.