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Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
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I am sick unto death of obscure English towns that exist seemingly for
   the sole accommodation of these so-called limerick writers and even
   sicker of their residents, all of whom suffer from physical
   deformities and spend their time dismembering relatives at fancy dress
   balls.
   -- Editor of the Limerick Times (Limerick, Ireland)
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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"When women are depressed they either eat or go
   shopping. Men invade another country."
   --- Elayne Boosler
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"*DON'T DO THIS*.  It is *BAD* engineering.  *BAD* engineers *DESERVE* to be
 unemployed, living under park benches, and feeding off of slow moving
 pigeons."
                        -- Terry Lambert, in comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc
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