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"One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that
you think you're wrong whether you are or not. Not
wrong in particulars, but wrong in general, wrong about
everything." 

    - Jim Harrison 

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Men have died and worms have eaten them -- but not for love!

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Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.

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Henry Kissinger once asked Chou En-Lai to theorize on what might
have happened if Nikita Khrushchev had been assassinated instead
of John F. Kennedy. 

After a moments thought, he answered:
"I don't believe Mr. Onassis would have married Mrs. Khrushchev." 

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"I don't care where you take me, just take me..."
                        -- Angela (yet again)


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