"Joy! Rapture!"
"Gourmet seat coverings!"
                        -- me, Alasdair

"From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed
 with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
                        -- Groucho Marx, from "The Book of Insults"

"We don't want the television script good. We want it Tuesday."

Dennis Norden.

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't
want to be there when it happens.

                     -- Woody Allen -- 

"Although I can accept talking scarecrows, lions and great wizards
of emerald cities, I find it hard to believe there is no paperwork
involved when your house lands on a witch." 

     - Dave James