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"... Schubert... nothing wrong with Schubert... except syphilis..."
                        -- David Helfgott, "Shine"
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   Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these
   words:
   "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."
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'Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice Doggie!' till you can find a rock'

Wynn Catlin
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I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and
   give the wrong answers.
   -- A Bit of Fry and Laurie
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"I'm getting a new desk soon!  Desk goes up.  Desk goes down.  Desk goes up.
 Desk goes down.  Desk goes up.  Desk goes down.  Desk goes up.
 Desk goes down.  Desk goes up.  Desk goes down.  Desk goes up.
 Desk goes down.  Desk goes up.  Desk goes down.  Lunch.

 Productivity is in the eyes of the beholder."

-- Lars Balker Rasmussen in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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