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If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He like
       enchiladas, because that's what He's getting!


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"SCSI is _not_ magic. There are _fundamental technical reasons_ why it is
 necessary to sacrifice a young goat to your SCSI chain now and then."
                        -- John Woods, jfw@proteon.com


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Confucious say: "Man who walk through 
airport door sideways is going to 
Bangkok."

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Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it 
by killing all those who opposed them.

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