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"I have made good judgements in the Past.
I have made good judgements in the Future." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
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to alchohol, the cause of and solution to all life's problems 

-- Homer Simpson
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"If a man does his best, what else is there?" 
General George S. Patton (1885-1945)
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent
   revolution inevitable.
   -- John F. Kennedy
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"My wife just got pregnant ... She took seriously what was poked at her in fun!"
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