"I have made good judgements in the Past.
I have made good judgements in the Future." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

to alchohol, the cause of and solution to all life's problems 

-- Homer Simpson

"If a man does his best, what else is there?" 
General George S. Patton (1885-1945)

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent
   revolution inevitable.
   -- John F. Kennedy

"My wife just got pregnant ... She took seriously what was poked at her in fun!"