Seen on the back of a Harley-Davidson Tee Shirt:
"If you can read this, my bitch fell off."

I like long walks, especially when they are 
taken by people who annoy me.

"Ever wonder if illiterate people get the
full effect of alphabet soup?" 

John Mendosa.

"... anyway talking about yuckies... oops I mean yuppies..."
                        -- Kristy Wilsen

"... he repeats until he fails, half a goon and half a god, a man's not made
 of steel..."
                        -- Devo, "Gates of Steel"