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The reason American cities are prosperous is
that there is no place to sit down. 

     - Alfred J. Talley
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   Another sign seen at a swimming pool:
   Welcome to our ool.
   Notice there's no P in it.
   Please keep it that way.
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"I just played two games of tetris in parallel... I won..."
                        -- Adrian
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. 

     - Henny Youngman
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"Which is better, Freebsd, or Linux?"
"FreeBSD because it has a cooler md5:
 fd861d80cc9153edc2d68a3d67980385 is much better than
 1b61f2a016f7478478fcb13130fcec7b."

-- Daniel Swan, Marc Slemko, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc
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