The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've
       got it made.

The secret of success is sincerity.
Once you can fake that, you've got it made. 

The only thing you can do easily is be wrong,
and that's hardly worth the effort.

- The Phantom Tollbooth, by Norton Juster 

"I'm offering you my body and you're offering me semantics?"
                        -- Caitlin Bree, "Clerks"

Beer is good food. 

    - John Goodman