"The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never
       worshipped anything but himself." -- Sir Richard F. Burton

sorry I'd have written something shorter but I didn't have the time

'Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability'

George Bernard Shaw

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that. It's called
EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."

                                     - Drew Carey

"The feminist notion that the whole of human history has been nothing but a
vast intricate conspiracy by men to enslave their wives, mothers, daughters,
and sisters presents us with an intellectual neurosis for which we do not yet
have a name."

                                    --Edward Abbey