"| <- You must be smarter than this stick to ride the Internet"
                        -- Mike Handler, paraphrased from Bev White

Some congressmen are so upset about how much the
government pays farmers not to grow wheat, that
they want more money not to accept bribes. 

"The cure for anything is salt water -- sweat, tears, or the sea."
                                   Isak Dinesen

You have the right to remain silent.... Anything you say will be
   misquoted, then used against you.

"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe
when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." 

     - Woody Allen