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"Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother." 

     - Ferengi Rule of Acquisition Number 31, Deep Space Nine
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Conway's law:
In any organization, there will always be one person who
knows what is going on. This person should be fired.
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"Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better
       than we deserve." -- George Bernard Shaw
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Arnold Bennett: 
     "The best cure for worry, depression, melancholy, brooding, is to
go deliberately forth and try to lift with one's sympathy the gloom of
somebody else."
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"Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted"
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