Don't worry about temptation--as you grow older, it starts avoiding
   you.
   -- Old Farmer's Almanac

Don't force it, get a larger hammer.

"If a picture paints a thousand words could the Bible then become 36
 collectable bubblegum cards?"
                        -- DAAS Songbook

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

"Command: crash_now

 Syntax: tellnews crash_now

 Description: very dodgy command used to simulate the behaviour of other
 companies news servers."
                        -- DNEWS Manual v3.0