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Don't worry about temptation--as you grow older, it starts avoiding
   you.
   -- Old Farmer's Almanac
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Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
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"If a picture paints a thousand words could the Bible then become 36
 collectable bubblegum cards?"
                        -- DAAS Songbook
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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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"Command: crash_now

 Syntax: tellnews crash_now

 Description: very dodgy command used to simulate the behaviour of other
 companies news servers."
                        -- DNEWS Manual v3.0
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