A patrician young fellow named Lear Used to wash off his bollocks with beer. Said he, "By the gods, This is good for the cods--- It will lengthen my fucking career.
THE MORNING SONG....FOR NON-MORNING PEOPLE I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still. When suddenly a tiny bird, Perch on my window sill. He sang a song so lovely, So carefree and so gay. That slowly all my troubles, Began to slip away. He sang of far off places, Of laughter and of fun. It seemed his very trilling, Brought up the morning sun. I stirred beneath the covers, Crept slowly out of bed. And gently lowered the window, And crushed his fucking head. Robert
It Hurts I'm sure you can't imagine it's as simple as can be the place is very private the players are he and she She whispers softly it will hurt of course not he replied It's just a simple proscess lay back and close your eyes She say's I'm rather frightned I've never done this before He wanted to continue it won't hurt much more It's getting rather painfull as tears come to her eyes it's hurting something awful it must be quite a size Calm yourself my darling the pleasure refolds your sin Now open slightly so I can fit more in Suddenly with a jerk she gave a shout Now that it's all over with He slowly pulled it out *Now if you read this carefully you will find it's not what you think it's just your dirty mind It is just a visit to the dentist!!! Sent by Tamara
There was a young man from Liberia Who was groping a wench from Nigeria. He said, "Yes, my pet, Your panties are wet." "Sorry, sir, that's my interior."
A nudist resort at Benares Took a midget in all unawares. But he made members weep For he just couldn't keep His nose out of private affairs.
