There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.
Up walks a so called "lady of the night". She
says, "For $300.00, I'll do anything you want."
Our fine lad thinks for a moment then says:

Ok. Paint my house, bitch! 

What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? 

    The Indy 500. 

How is a woman like a road? 

    -Both have manholes. 

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter? 

     - Chapped lips. 

So one sperm says to the other "When do we get to the ovaries?"

The other replies "Ovaries! We're not even past the throat yet!"