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There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.
Up walks a so called "lady of the night". She
says, "For $300.00, I'll do anything you want."
Our fine lad thinks for a moment then says:

Ok. Paint my house, bitch!
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What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? 

    The Indy 500.
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How is a woman like a road? 

    -Both have manholes.
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Why don't women wear dresses in the winter? 

     - Chapped lips.
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So one sperm says to the other "When do we get to the ovaries?"

The other replies "Ovaries! We're not even past the throat yet!"
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