Spence was discussing the latest design changes on this
one car at the car show.  Someone noted the windshield
wipers now didn't show from the front of the car.  I opened my
mouth and seriously suggested, "maybe the windshield wipers
are on the *inside* of the windshield now . . . "

There's a new church that opened recently in Southern California. It's 
called "The Church of the Divine Helping". 

Communion is an all-you-can-eat affair. They focus on prayer breakfasts, 
community brunches, business outreach lunches, ladies teas, and (of 
course) potluck dinners. The church's motto: 

"God helps those who help themselves."

Sign in a Japanese hotel room: 

    Please to bathe inside the tub.