MOSCOW, RUSSIA - A drunk security man asked a colleague at the Moscow bank they were guarding to stab his bullet-proof vest to see if it protected him against the knife..... It didn't and the 25-year-old guard died of a heart wound.
"GOP leaders have returned from that bash in Palm Beach for donors of $175,000," says Hamilton. "Last Year, Congress promised to do something about special-interest contributions. What they have decided to do is deposit them."
Warning label on Nytol (a sleep aid): "Warning: May cause drowsiness."