Illinois State University - As a woman was crossing the stage to accept 
her diploma at a commencement ceremony, something unusual and tragic 
happened. The woman's grandfather fell over, suffering from a heart 
attack. A few minutes later as she was leaving the platform, her 
grandmother had one as well. Consequently, the student notified
reporters that she will not be seeking her master's degree.

Overheard
"She's the kind of girl you'd like to bring home to mother - If
you could trust your father."

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