The fossilized remnants of an asteroid that may have caused 
the global extinction of dinosaurs and other species more than 
65 million years ago has been found by a National Science 
Foundation researcher. Surprisingly, carbon dating indicates 
that Aerosmith did the theme music for that asteroid, too.

When the judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook.
The bailiff opened the door to the holding cell and called,
"Crook, come forward." Five of the prisoners entered the courtroom. 

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