In The Oregonian, a Meier and Frank department store
advertisement for women's bras and panties reads:

     The perfect gift for that special woman in your life,
     or great to keep for yourself. 

I was checking out at the local Foodland with just a
few items and the lady behind me put her things on
the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those
"Dividers" that they keep by the cash register and
placed it between our things so they wouldn't get
mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items,
she picked up the "Divider" looking it all over for
the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the
bar code she said to me "Do you know how much this
is?" and I said to her "I've changed my mind, I
don't think I'll buy that today". She said "OK"
and I paid her for the things and left. She had
no clue to what had just happened.....

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA

can be rearranged (with no letters left over, and using each letter
only once) into:

    TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS


The only two presidents to have the letters from the word "criminal" in
their full names are, not surprisingly, Richard Milhous Nixon and William
Jefferson Clinton.