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"... I disturbed a burglar the other night... I told him there is no god..."
                        -- Peter Murkin (sp?)


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Love is a many-splendored thing. Until you have to explain
to 300 million people why your splendor "by-product" is
causing a tax hike to cover the new Presidential Emergency
Dry-Cleaning Fund. Then it's just a pain in the ass. 

    - Alisa Meadows 

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"But don't mind us over here in alt.religion.emacs. We're fanatics, so you
 can't take our word on anything."
"We are most certainly _not_ fanatics.  We merely realize that the entire
 Purpose of Human Evolution is that we one day will create computers
 _powerful enough_ to run Emacs... (etc)"
                        -- Brian Raiter, Per Abrahamsen


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"From there to here,from here to there, funny things are everywhere."
                   
                                                                -- Dr. Seuss

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The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation

                                                    --Mark Twain

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