"I remember the last thing my grandfather said to me... in fact the last
 thing he ever said... he said 'Paul, give me back my pills'..."
                        -- Paul McDermott, DAAS "Dead and Alive"

If you can't say something nice about someone, you are
probably talking about the Ayatollah Khomeini.

     -Steve Martin 

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on... 

    -- Robert Byrne

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools;
that's the only way most of us got through.

- Sam Levenson 

"Despite it's clever disguise the aperture to the right is not actually a
 window, but is a fire exit. _So_ if you want it open, please light this
 waste-paper bin so we aren't breaking the law, and the fire brigade will open
 it for you."
                        -- Paul Gardner-Stephen