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"I grew up in a tough neighborhood, how 
tough you ask? The sign in the local 
library said "Shut the FUCK up!!"


Sent by Chris
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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have
to alter it every six months."

                                                 -- Oscar Wilde
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"Technology is a way of organizing the universe so
that man doesn't have to experience it." 

     - Max Frisch
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"Terrorism: deadly violence against humans and other living things. 
 Usually conducted by government against its own people."
 
                                                 --Edward Abbey
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A good day is when you wake up without a chalk outline around your body.
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