No good deed goes unpunished.
        
                        --Billy Wilder

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"
   Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
   -- Charlie Brown, Peanuts [Charles Schulz]

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

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Life is a great bundle of little things.

        --Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

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