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No good deed goes unpunished.
        
                        --Billy Wilder
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"
   Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
   -- Charlie Brown, Peanuts [Charles Schulz]
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A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

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Life is a great bundle of little things.

        --Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
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Copyright (C) 1996 Association for the Study of Meats. All rights reserved.
 Your mileage may vary. Shipped by weight, not by volume. Legal in 49 states.
 Sorry, Tennessee. Fnord"
                        -- Disclaimer from the home page of the
                           Association for the Study of Meats
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