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"There are two kinds of people I cannot abide: bigots and any well-organized
ethnic group."

                            --Edward Abbey



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Useful Latin phrases for today :
Get a life -
   Fac ut vivas


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"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." 

     - Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks 

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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.


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As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important
   that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much
   money. What's important is that you continue to do so.
   -- Hunter S. Thompson's Samoan Attorney


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