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Karaoke is Japanese for "Tone Deaf"
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"Suicidal Twin Kills Sister By Mistake!"
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"Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of
 ascension."

-- In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers
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The hardest thing about any political campaign is how
to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. 

     - Adlai Stevenson
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"Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax"
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