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The major difference between hating and loving is perhaps that
whereas to love somebody is to be fulfilled and enriched by the
experience, to hate somebody is to be diminished and drained by it.
Lovers, by losing themselves in their loving, find themselves, become
themselves.  Hater simply lose themselves.  Theirs is the ultimately
"consuming" passion.
        --Frederick Buechner



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"I still have my health. *thok* I still have my health. *thok* I still have
 my health."

-- Ally McBeal on lost love


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* Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's
       Degree and the women gets her Master.


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"It must have gone down while I was up..."
                        -- Janet Robertson


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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. 

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