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Some of the greatest writers this world has ever known have
       written their finest works while happily and blissfully
       drunk...and so shall I.


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"Programming is like sex: One mistake and you support it a lifetime."
                        -- Paul S. Sears


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"rock em sock em discuss their differences over cappucino robots"
                        -- topic from #heathers


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Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.

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Lead us not into temptation.
Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

     - Sam Levenson 

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