Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a 
plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across
that floor. I told him he was grounded.

                 -Tim Allen

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
   because I hate plants.
   -- A. Whitney Brown

"Once you get people laughing, they're listening and you can tell them 
almost anything"
--HERB GARDNER

"Shoot for the stars, otherwise gravity gets in your way."

                                        -Cathy Middleton-

On Clinton: "A man will occasionally step on his dick, but he shouldn't
stand on it"
                                                     
                                                     --Kris Kristofferson.