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During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes
was not putting on your armor because you were "just going
down to the corner." 

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"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug
named after a part of my own ass, okay?" 

Denis Leary.

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Industrious people create industry. 
Lazy people create civilization. 
                            --Hideo Nakamura

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"Let the wild rumpus begin!" 

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"Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate
it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it
and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for
seventy-five cents." 

     - Billiam Coronel 

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