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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every
   word you say, talk in your sleep.
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If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably 
worth it.
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Arnold's Addendum:
        Everything else causes cancer in rats."
                        -- fortune
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"It's tupperware. Of course it exists. We only wish it didn't."
                        -- Kez Bartsch
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"Do you know why God witheld the sense of humour from women?
That we may love you instead of laughing at you." 

              - Mrs Patrick Campbell British actress Said to a man (1940) "The Life of Mrs Pat" M.Peters
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